robo-ahoge:

robo-ahoge:

im ganna make a post thats going to cause some of you to vividly remember 2009

Let’s go to candy mountain

vitruvianwatson:

“Despite Humperdink’s assurance that she would grow to love him, the only joy she found was on her daily ride.”

kasindrarules:

escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

necrofuturism:

kaelang12:

necrofuturism:

necrofuturism:

dnd spell: vicious mochrie – summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect)

if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use as props. 

Can he use Hoedown as a cantrip?

only if you’re fighting drew carey

biaesthetc:

Bi Culture

We bisexuals don’t get enough rep in mainstream media and I feel like this contributes to the feeling that we don’t have a distinct culture. But! We do! Bis let’s get together and make some bi culture happen. Here’s my start of what bi culture is…

• Cuffed jeans
• Tucked in shirts
• Bisexual flag!
• Finger guns
• Double thumbs up
• Awkward standing
• Not being able to sit straight/ putting our feet up on anything and everything
• Leather jackets
• Striped shirts
• Overalls
• Bonus: bi people are always the coolest people in the room. Always.

spartanlocke:

astrangetypeofchemistry:

y’all scream about supporting bi girls right up until they date men