john: stops on the street and looks up, seeing sherlock standing in the moonlight
angelo, suddenly out of absolutely nowhere: WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A-
john: WHERE THE FUCK-
OKAY I don’t know who the artist is but my heart just stopped this is too perfect I love it!!!
Holy shit !!!! Yes!!!!
my day was like
wake up play zelda watch the doctor who premiere w friends play dnd for the first time w friends watch lord of the rings w friends watch three’s company w friends watch avatar: the last airbender w a friend
anyway my point is the internet is great and internet friends are great because you can spend time with them without leaving your house or taking off pajamas
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
Amber 