Every time I see a doctor for a specific issue

kestrel-tree:

Doctor: So otherwise you’re healthy?

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHave a seat. Do you want this chronologically? Alphabetically? Top to bottom by organ? I’ll start with some of the more common conditions to get your warmed up.