rosyykiss:

me talking to my friends: omg i love you so much you are so beautiful and soft and i just wanna kiss you and love you. also take care of yourself because if anything ever happened to you i’d probably die k thanks love you babe 😘 😍💓

me trying to flirt with my crush: hahaha i’m just gonna laugh and make a sarcastic comment at everything you say ahaha. also did you know I can eat an entire box of oreos in one go? ahahaha also btw like you’re not ugly but i’m definitely not attracted to you or your personality ahaha. like i have no interest in you whatsoever. okay thanks for giving me your time, BRO