threes-company:

Jack: Janet, I said tilt your head to the right!
Janet: This is my right!
Jack: If I meant your right I would’ve said your right. The right implies my right.
Janet: Then why didn’t you say your right, or my left, or whatever! And please, I don’t need any criticism! Nobody’s ever picked on my kissing before!
Jack: Just shut up and kiss me!
Janet: Okay, fine!