Are you disappointed it’s me?

No.

triplehamburgerjack:

rosepetalbath:

I’m proud of him

He is just fucking great.

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy: Bad

Wild animals who are fat because of humans: Bad

Wild animals who are supposed to be fat: Good

Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival: Very Good

arrafrost:

so it turns out I needed to update this (original line “Nothing you can prove”) and I’m not mad about it

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/findawaytoshine/178292529562/tumblr_mfzegn8rvZ1rrftcd?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://findawaytoshine.tumblr.com/post/178292529562/audio_player_iframe/findawaytoshine/tumblr_mfzegn8rvZ1rrftcd?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffindawaytoshine%2F178292529562%2Ftumblr_mfzegn8rvZ1rrftcd

slumbermancer:

suppermariobroth:

Yoshi’s voice actor’s real voice, restored by slowing down his voice samples by 50%.

this is surreal. this is distressing. Mortal ears were never meant to hear the sounds of Final Yoshi…

simsgonewrong:

Relationship status? It’s complicated.

lecompanion:

11th in every episode: s06e07 – A Good Man Goes to War

bubbagumps:

You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough. ღ
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) | dir. Jay Roach

Guys, I’ve figured it out

unofficial-horse-extract:

spiroandthelacktones:

jelloapocalypse:

The ultimate character rating system

Bullshit I challenge you to explain one evil thing waluigi has ever done

stole my heart

beatcopjake:

#bi panic

(shoutout to one of @jonahsimms’s anons for pointing this out)

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

intensional:

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message