one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england
i was going to make a list of ways jim kirk might’ve proposed to spock but then i realized the only way it could possibly have happened was on the bridge of the enterprise right when it was time to enter warp and jim turned to spock and held up a little velvet ring box and opened it and said ‘engage?’ oh my god
Amber 