mjalti:

me: *crying in a fetal position in the bathtub*

the water: what’s up sis

me: there is no guarantee of anything, of any fulfillment we are at the absolute mercy of the projections our brain chemicals impose upon us–

water: I’m just ….gonna go back to being liquid ttyl

thisiswhereipoststuffs:

tilthat:

TIL After translating their slogan ‘Pepsi gives life’ into Chinese, Pepsi executives were stunned to discover that they’d just spent millions of dollars announcing ‘Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back from the Grave’ in one of their ad-campaigns in China.

via reddit.com

That’s some really strong pepsi

digivolvin:

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

braucher:

Alexa, release my inhibitions

devoursjohnlock:

“It was a soft October night,”

—

T.S. Eliot, from The Complete Poems And Plays: 1909 – 1950; “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”
(via violentwavesofemotion)