femmegimli:

oneringofkeys:

femmegimli:

merry and pippin are the type of fake friends who gush about you behind your back but when you talk to them in person they call you a little bitch boy and steal your food

#i know im op but boromir ghostwrote this through me 

merry and pippin: and THEN he showed us how to do this crazy move to disarm your enemies and it was SO cool because boromir is like the best at everthing and he’s really nice and funny too-

boromir, overhearing this: aw thanks guys!

m&p: …..

merry: Literally didn’t ask

pippin: who the fuck are you