momfriendmeriadoc:

momfriendmeriadoc:

momfriendmeriadoc:

I don’t know if it’s canon or not but I’m fond of the idea that the Shire is low-key the most scientifically advanced society in Middle-earth

Everyone else is living in the dark ages and the Hobbits got indoor plumbing and advanced agricultural equipment, of course they don’t want to leave

Merry takes out a match to light his pipe and the rest of the fellowship loses their goddamn minds because WHAT IS THIS MAGIC FIRE STICK???

glumshoe:

bigscaryd:

zerofarad:

whofan26:

robstmartin:

tilthat:

TIL The Beatles approached Stanley Kubrick to direct a LOTR movie starring themselves. Tolkien killed the project as a result of his hate for The Beatles. A hate developed after moving 3 doors down from The Beatles in 1964, who irked him with the “indescribable” noise from their practice sessions.

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the man who spents hundreds of pages describing trees and meals and worked out the linguistics of multiple fictional languages and the entire cosmology of his fictionsl world called the Beatles’ rehearsal sounds “indescribable”

You lost me at “Lord of the Rings starring The Beatles”

a window into the not so distant world where lord of the rings is a classic of hippie stoner counterculture

I honestly can’t tell if that last post is a joke.

According to Peter Jackson, Paul wanted to play Frodo, Ringo wanted to play Sam, George wanted to play Gandalf, and… John wanted to play Gollum.

This was a real thing that people wanted to actually happen. And by “people”, I think that mostly meant John Lennon and no one else. 

danbensen:

animatedamerican:

glumshoe:

I think LotR could have ended much differently if Frodo had just turned to Sam and said, “Hey, look, I realize you hate Gollum and don’t trust him at all, but could you please give him a chance? Genuinely be supportive of him? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I am Projecting Heavily on him and my hope and sanity kind of hinges upon believing that he can be redeemed. I thought I was being really obvious about that but maybe not.”

“That’s all very well to say, Mr Frodo, but you and Peter Jackson were both asleep the one time I tried to bond with him over cookery and it didn’t end too well regardless, and also my own stability is pretty heavily dependent on my fixed intention to protect you, so I don’t have a lot of cope left over for him, if you understand me.”

“Christ, precious! Are WE the most psychologically stable ones on this trip?!”