follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds:
honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”
Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava
Tag: Jess
Dialogue Swap
↳ Wreck-It Ralph and The Hobbit: Desolation of SmaugOH MY GOD. THE DIALOGUE FITS.
Putting a hardstyle track over this Bollywood movie worked amazing [x]
The Hobbit – The Musical.
It looks like Thorin Oakenshield at Durmstrang …
Oh fuck fuck. And Bilbo’s all, “Yeah, the dwarves have a different culture, rather. They only eat three meals a day!”