punkleiaskywalker:

stevonnie-against-mdlb:

dorcasmeadoews:

accio-shitpost:

the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

“thanks obama” i say as i high five my patronus after he protects me from dementors

actual-ironman-tonystark:

marisatomay:

actual-ironman-tonystark:

shakspaere:

alrightanakin:

Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter

You’re Absolutely Right a retraction

captofthesswolfstar:

llaeyro:

llaeyro:

jencala:

filledelogique:

the-love-of-reblog:

novacorps:

pissedandpunk:

thickthighsnbigdreams:

angelic-agent-beyonce:

honeyedukes:

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

I am HERE for this.

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all:

Hanging out with Crookshanks in PoA:

Sirius when Remus agrees to go on a date with him:

Sirius in the club like:

Sirius every time Rowling insists he’s straight:

Sirius returning from the Veil when everyone thinks he’s dead