Martin
being 4.3 years oldduring BOTFA press junket. (source, thanks to constantlyfreemaned)I DONT UNDERSTAND QWHAT THIS IS
OH MY GOD
AND I’M NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR HIM
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END THERE
IS MARTIN OK
martin: THAT’S 👏 VALID 👏 THAT’S 👏 LEGIT 👏
Tag: favorite
This guy is a chaotic trickster god
SOMEBODY IN THE COMMENTS FOUND THE SONG BUT ONLY POSTED IT AS A REPLY SO HERE IT IS TO REBLOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gonM1ff_NWU
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink
John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Aragorn: I’m here to fight Sauron and undo the mistakes of my ancestor
Gimli: I’m here to represent the Dwarves in this adventure
Legolas: My dad kicked me out of the house and I didn’t have anything else to do so here I am.
jake on queer eye
antoni, pouring a glass of water: pls drink this
tan: a leather jacket… over a hoodie… over a plaid shirt? what’s the inspiration behind this?
jake: bisexuality
jake: so my dad left when i was 7-
karamo, signing adoption papers: i am your father now
jake, already sobbing: not sure how my other gay black work dad will feel about this
bobby: so im gonna renovate ur house, really make the place organized
jake, sweating in adhd: uh not sure how long that will last
jonathan, putting away his razors in shock: wait what do you mean you physically can’t grow one?
holt, bursting through the doors in dramatic gay fashion: who is this ‘karamo brown’ and why are we involved in a custody battle?
Denethor: bitch
Gandalf: blocked
Denethor: wait unblock me I need to tell you something
Gandalf: unblocked
Denethor: bitch













