tinak0077:

fishcustardandclintbarton:

biffelderberry:

vampire-crimson:

kikkerje:

aredblush:

mpuzzlegirl:

kintatsujo:

alkonoststorm:

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

therealmnemo:

thejemeofficial:

sk-lls:

merelei:

kittyperson:

eisencorgi:

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

is that one merman wearing jeans

means (mermaid jeans)

A JERMAID

Merry jhristmas

@more-aoe

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

@tragicblueblood

@pale-silver-comb

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one – queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

@voldiebuns

Why does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?

Why is this so tacky but I like it I’m crying.

stardustinthewind:

One of my favorite movies (and most quotable).

RIP WILLIAM GOLDMAN. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.

alittlecheesy:

youjokebut:

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

Thank you for this

boundtobeafraid:

Lucifer and Chloe closing their eyes while holding each other –For @csdeckerstar

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.