mjalti:

me: *crying in a fetal position in the bathtub*

the water: what’s up sis

me: there is no guarantee of anything, of any fulfillment we are at the absolute mercy of the projections our brain chemicals impose upon us–

water: I’m just ….gonna go back to being liquid ttyl

thisiswhereipoststuffs:

tilthat:

TIL After translating their slogan ‘Pepsi gives life’ into Chinese, Pepsi executives were stunned to discover that they’d just spent millions of dollars announcing ‘Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back from the Grave’ in one of their ad-campaigns in China.

via reddit.com

That’s some really strong pepsi