The bisexual stereotype is true. I am bi and I can’t decide anything. I have never made a decision in my life.
you’ll do
a perfectly normal thing to say upon meeting a roommate after giving him a once over to find that he’s a soldier-doctor with fantastic hips and a mouth that you can’t stop commenting on
“good GOD this is the longest night of my life so let’s talk about marriage you into that? man to man? murder on the knees anyway what kind of impulses are you subject to”
literally laughing but also crying WHY was this conversation written FOR WHAT PURPOSE do you spend five minutes in the middle of your ghost story episode to establish that one character is heavily invested in the other character’s “experiences” and “impulses” and “past” in the overtly romantic and sexual sense – not subtext! that’s what this conversation is about! – if not to establish the first character’s romantic and sexual interest, it’s like a bad fb message like “lol i kind of have a thing for detectives have u ever lol dated a doctor soldier we’re 😉 pretty great”
Amber 