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sherlock’s face the day john brings a puppy home for him
little bit of soft, little bit of surprise, little bit of tremble. do you like her? john asks, holding puppy in his arms, dodging her little paw when it swipes at his chin.
sherlock doesn’t blink. he reaches out a hand to touch the wayward paw with one fingertip. what’s her name? his voice cracks.
she’s yours, if you want her, john says. he’s smiling. he’s thinking about when people cry out of happiness. you can decide.
john, sherlock breathes. can i see her? he holds out his arms, and john settles her, soft and wriggly and trying to sneak kisses, into them. i’m not sure i know how to name a puppy.
john laughs. as long as you don’t name her after a serial killer, it’ll be fine.
awake!jake
→ I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. They were not, as the kids say, awake. Do you mean woke? I did mean woke. But it’s grammatically incoherent.
Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.
Me: [googles “where do i get a passport”]
Me: [goes to that building]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: Third floor, room twelve.
Me: [goes to that room]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: That desk over there.
Me: [goes to that desk]
Me: Where do I get a passport?
Them: Fill out this form.
Me: [thinking] Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, there’s a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue him…being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines
My expectations for the new episode: Maybe aliens invade Alabama and the Doctor has to fight them with Rosa’s help
The reality: OH MY GOD THIS EPISODE IS SO WELL WRITTEN. IT’S ACTUAL HISTORY. IT’S GOD TIER. IT’S UP THERE WITH THE VINCENT EPISODE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. WE STAN DOCTOR WHO.
that Keith Urban video is spreading around fb and it warms my heart!!! but also there are people commenting like “did he really do this out of the goodness of his heart or did he want the publicity” and honestly I’m about to fuckin throw hands
When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”
When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”
When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”
Amber 