I can’t believe that at one point Mycroft was like ‘Sherlock!! underground terrorist network!!! massive attack is imminent!!’ and Sherlock was just like “how does it feel to be kissed by John’s moustache?’
Oh God
*external screech or external sigh, can’t tell which*
I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:
If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count
I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
Omg
I came across a journal from when I was in high school and man I just wanna travel back in time and shake my teenage self like “HEY these are not good people to be around!!!”
Amber 