Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad
But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny
One night it was like 20 minutes before close and in walks a group of adolescents probably about 13-14 year olds and there were like 6 of them. They had one adult with them. I’m thinking great here’s a group of prepubescents coming to wreck my store and make me stay late.
They get to the counter with a boatload of candy which the adult (a tired-looking dad) begins to pay for.
I ask, “Do you have a rewards card?”
Without missing a beat one of the kids goes “No, but I have depression”
Then he dabbed
And strutted out of my store while the adult shook his head silently.
“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.
Amber 