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I hate when I’m feeling really bad like suicidal and I feel like I’ve talked to my friends too much about it and I don’t want them getting mad or disappointed in me.
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fun fact:
The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare
Peter: truth
Jesus: would you ever betray me peter
Peter:
Jesus:
(a few days later)
Peter: *betrays Jesus*
Jesus:
Jesus: *returns*
Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”
Jesus:
this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash
Consider: Hobbits unused to carrying swords, initially VERY unclear on when it’s appropriate to whip em out
Merry and Pippin have a disagreement over, idk, whether cake or pie is better and both draw their swords like ‘HAVE AT THEE’
meanwhile Aragorn in the background like, boys please, please boys those are sharp
Frodo: *napping*
Boromir: hey Frodo wake up we need to talk-
Sam: he’s having his nap sir
Boromir: Sam please this is important
Sam: *draws his fucking sword* HE’S HAVIN HIS NAP GO AWAY
Frodo is slightly more sensible & very polite
Frodo: *sees Aragorn with his sword drawn* oh is there trouble. should i get out my sword
Aragorn: …no that’s alright
Frodo: are you sure it’s no trouble
Aragorn: Frodo if i want you to draw your sword I’ll. I’ll say so alright
Frodo: ah, alright 🙂 just say the word
Boromir: *grabs Sam’s sword* ok I’m confiscating this till you learn how to use it appropriately
Sam: *does not let go*
Boromir: *pulls harder*
Sam: *still does not let go*
Boromir: *slowly dragging Sam across the ground* HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG
Frodo: *waking up* WHAT… is going on
Boromir: *holding sword like 6 feet up in the air w Sam dangling off it* um
Sam: I’m handling it Mr Frodo go back to sleep
the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me
like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out
I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.
Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.
“thanks obama” i say as i high five my patronus after he protects me from dementors
you’re straight?
oh fuck no, god forbid
Jack: Janet, I said tilt your head to the right!
Janet: This is my right!
Jack: If I meant your right I would’ve said your right. The right implies my right.
Janet: Then why didn’t you say your right, or my left, or whatever! And please, I don’t need any criticism! Nobody’s ever picked on my kissing before!
Jack: Just shut up and kiss me!
Janet: Okay, fine!
Amber 