@ my friends I’m sorry y’all have to deal with my over emotional over sensitive nonsense all the time I’m so sorry I truly am really sorry I’m the worst I’m sorry
AU where Bella doesn’t TELL Edward that she knows, she just strolls into lunch one day and goes “hey guys, I’ve got a question for the table. Just for funsies, you know, just totally off the top of my head. Would you fuck a vampire, yes or no? I vote Yes.” And then stares across the cafeteria without blinking while Edward chokes.