“If had a penny for every strange look I’ve gotten from strangers on the street I’d have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you’re dealing with pennies.”
Happy 40th Birthday, Andy Samberg – August 18, 1978.
I feel like I just accidentally took a glimpse at the world in the year 7017
also his opening act came out in a black bedazzled bodysuit, sparkly heels, and glittering fishnet tights and ohhhhh myyyyyy godddddd. she was so pretty. SO PRETTY. i had to keep telling myself like “you’re literally in a pit full of straight people stop staring at her legs you useless bisexual”
i just got home and it’s like 12:30, concert ended just after 11 and omdgkfdsjaflkjlkfjardfskjfl I LOVE ONE MAN and that’s keith urban holy shit like i’ll type up a long thing later bc i;m cold and tired but i was like five feet from him and we locked eye contact so many times and he POINTED DIRECTLY AT ME during the song horses specifically the line “don’t you know? don’t you know? don’t you know? you’re alive” and i CRIED not like hardcore but TEARS bc firstly wow, my fave noticed me, rip me. secondly, during THAT line?? wowijesddfskw
anyway i stan exactly one (1) country artist and that’s keith urban my dudes
leaving in like an hour to go see my fave ahhhhhhh
also pray 4 my feet because i’m about to be standing in one spot for like six hours with this pit ticket #worthit
it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.
Women of Brooklyn Nine Nine ➝ Rosa Diaz “I’ve only said I love you to three people. My mom, my dad and my dying grandpa. And one of those I regret. Which one? Grandpa. He beat cancer so I now I look like an idiot.”
Amber 