thebootydiaries:

barista: hi! what can i get for you?

me: punch me in the face

barista: what?

me: it’s on the secret menu

newtgeiszler:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i’m sitting at a starbucks in barnes n noble and there’s a small family w a little baby and the baby went “SCREEEEEEEEEgdblbghlb” and the dad goes “HEY! what does that even mean”

me talking to my cat

butchfarmers:

my depression making sure i don’t get too comfortable whenever something goes right in my life

beatcopjake:

– Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.

the signs as fairy tale aesthetics

ihaveneverbeensowrong:

aries: stolen treasures, flashing swords and thunderstorms

taurus: wild woods, hidden curses and fur gowns

gemini: gingerbread cottages, wildflowers, and potion vials

cancer: glass slippers, enchanted springs and gemstones

leo: sleeping dragons, secret keys and gold crowns

virgo: pressed flowers, wild hair and fairy wings

libra: ermine trim, magic mirrors and a throne

scorpio: eternal love, haunted forests and crushed velvet

sagittarius: red roses, magic lamps and a castle steeped in fog

capricorn: swan feathers, ice palaces and a string of pearls

aquarius: leather-bound spell-books, wooden cabins and mason jars

pisces: mermaid tails, crescent moons and a raging sea

disneyfeverdaily:

Tarzan (1999) Dir. Chris Buck & Kevin Lima

monstergili:

meeko-mar:

lisa-rayner:

(via Tintu-Mon added 11 new photos)

“Respect to Nature.”

Humans adapting themselves to nature rather than forcing other species to adapt to us. This is what we must do in the Anthropocene. Trees are the most important three dimensional structures of many ecosystems, and they are the central design features of most permaculture gardens. They provide many products and services to other species, from housing to food (acorns, insects, pollen), shade and shelter from the wind. We ought to respect their importance.

THIS IS WHAT LIFE SHOULD BE AM SO FUCKING ABOUT THIS

This is actually pretty cool.

sidryan:

… Impulses…
Why am I so determined to be alone?
What made me like this? (x)

itsalwaysunnyontv:

CAST A FAT GIRL AS A LEADING LADY IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY WITHOUT HER WEIGHT EVER BEING A PLOT POINT YOU FUCKING COWARDS

lmao my fb memories just made pictures from the ku concert I went to in 09 pop up and I thought I was close to the stage back then. like. aw how cute I thought that was the closest I’d ever get