geek-scientist:

jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017

THIS

observations from urgent care

cameoappearance:

pervocracy:

– People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

– People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

– People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

– Maybe knees just suck

Solution: Don’t have knees.

ladyjupiter:

alanparrish:

And why should the people listen to you?

thelionkingdaily:

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998)

paranoidprotagonist:

Drive – Halsey

ryannightnightbergara:

ryannightnightbergara:

apparently 80s remixes of modern pop songs are a thing. i’m losing my goddamn mind

what the fuck is going on

niambi:

does anyone else randomly think about that show Kyle XY, ive very literally never watched an episode but like the only thing i remember is that he didnt have a belly button, and like thats it, thats all i know but thats all i randomly think about….at like random intervals during the year

extremelycursedimages:

I’m in a Mood so I’m watching That episode of 8 simple rules and oh my god this was a mistake, who let me make my own choices send help

shitmygaywifesays:

So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute.

Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:

– My saltine cracker

– The concept of Kansas

– My dearest manila folder

– That beige color they paint offices

– Bleached white rice

– You blank word document, you

– My perfect suburbs Republican

– Tap water