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im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable
an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]
me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive
authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*
me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?
Make me choose meme
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Amyor Donna
When you’re gay and something bad happens
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Me: *is feeling bad*
Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny*
Brain: can’t talk about it thenthis is…. meta as fuck
my pretty friends: ugh i look so ugly
me, a goblin from the depths of my city’s sewage system: then what the hell am i, susan
This Zits comic from 1999 was 18 years a head of it’s time holy fuck
you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life
Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

