Remember back when Tumblr’s biggest threat was Erica the game developer trying to make everyone try out her game? She was the OG spam bot queen.
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Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog
Live horny die horny motherfuckers
Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.
i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement
me: i’m sure plenty of people burst into tears when someone is nice to them
my therapist:
my post is in tumblr court
@staff censor THIS.
tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh
do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell
might be weird and controversial but maybe the solution is to communicate and let yourself be loved
“you should go back in your blog and make sure none of your posts are flagged”
um
no
my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]
me: oh! let me help you-
my cat as soon as i touch her paw:
Amber 