momfriendmeriadoc:

momfriendmeriadoc:

momfriendmeriadoc:

I don’t know if it’s canon or not but I’m fond of the idea that the Shire is low-key the most scientifically advanced society in Middle-earth

Everyone else is living in the dark ages and the Hobbits got indoor plumbing and advanced agricultural equipment, of course they don’t want to leave

Merry takes out a match to light his pipe and the rest of the fellowship loses their goddamn minds because WHAT IS THIS MAGIC FIRE STICK???

shellstrapon:

nbjanet:

duvallon:

why are jason’s only solutions for any problem either ‘molotov cocktail’ or ‘marriage’

Most people: fight or flight

Jason Mendoza: fight or fuck

He’s got the the face of a Greek god and the problem solving ability of one too

lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

imsoofuckingsad:

sorry for constantly oversharing my feelings , they were never acknowledged or listened to during my fundamental years as a child and adolescent

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE ENDING 1999 SINGLE

eupheme-butterfly:

icecream-eaterrr:

I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.

Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating. It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.

shout out to my friends for dealing with my anxiety filled self today at the airport and also every other time they’ve dropped me off at the airport

one of these days I’ll be able to fly out of atlanta without sobbing

Whitney Houston – I Will Always Love You (1992)

Celine Dion – My Heart Will Go On (1997)

Britney Spears – …Baby One More Time (1998)

Destiny’s Child – Bills, Bills, Bills (1999)

Christina Aguilera – Genie in a Bottle (1999)

thosewerethe90s:

90s90s90s:

#1 Hits from the 90s

tigerdude51087:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”

“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved

Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit”