whats-wrong-with-weak:

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

One night it was like 20 minutes before close and in walks a group of adolescents probably about 13-14 year olds and there were like 6 of them. They had one adult with them. I’m thinking great here’s a group of prepubescents coming to wreck my store and make me stay late.

They get to the counter with a boatload of candy which the adult (a tired-looking dad) begins to pay for.

I ask, “Do you have a rewards card?”

Without missing a beat one of the kids goes “No, but I have depression”

Then he dabbed

And strutted out of my store while the adult shook his head silently.