Yeah, that whole train scene has no heterosexual explanation whatsoever
Lie down with me, Watson.
OP… You left out the best parts of this scene though! Firstly, remember
that this was supposed to be Watson’s honeymoon… and Watson and Mary were
getting hot and heavy before assassins & Holmes interrupted them.. Holmes
pushes Mary out and then this happens:
WATSON LITERALLY TEARING HOLMES’S CLOTHES OFF WITH HIS BARE HANDS–
THEN, HOLMES PUTS HIS LEGS OVER WATSON’S SHOULDERS–
AND AFTER STRUGGLING FOR A BIT MORE, HOLMES PUSHES WATSON
OFF AND LIFTS HIS SKIRT TO REVEAL–
Like, they are soooooo far past innuendo at this point! Then,
Holmes literally start disrobing as he says, “Now, do you need me to
elaborate? Or can we just crack on?”
You can’t make me believe that Watson’s mind went in the gutter over that line.
And when Watson asks where they are going, Holmes replies: “Paris. The
most sensible honeymoon destination of them all.”
This entire movie is soooooo incredibly gay…
To everyone who’s been pining over “Johnlock” – meet the movie that flew right past Johnlock into Eternal Married Couple and then some.
Amber 