lockedinjohnlock-podfics:

softejohn:

softejohn:

bbc sherlock but in a mockumentary format

john outside the men’s restroom at angelo’s: not his area, that’s what he said. not his, um. cup of tea. i dunno. i like tea [nervous laugh] i mean, i wasn’t actually asking him out, y’know. but uh. he’s “flattered”. flattered is good. flattered is flattering. honestly, gay or straight, who bloody knows? you wouldn’t happen to know, would you? oh, okay. well, doesn’t matter to me. i’m not gay. sorry, what was the question again? [looks off-camera] oh, right [looks back into camera] yeah, the pasta was great.

Fantastic!