eccentric-nae:

chryselephantinechaos:

parentless-suggestions:

“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”

thanks, i raised me myself

Also see: “aren’t you too old now to be acting like this??!?!?!??!?!?!????”

i never had a real childhood

Conversely: “I was a parent to all my siblings so I’m responsible by default”