teaandforeshadowing:

“Into battle”

— what mates say when their best friend gets married and they are so happy for their friend beginning the next chapter of their life and they have absolutely no regrets about it and they definitely aren’t having feelings about how they are going to be alone for the rest of their lives without their mate standing at their side as their conductor of light and they certainly aren’t experiencing any jealousy towards the bride or that suspicious ex-bro standing off in the corner but most importantly they have never heard of gay pining, because #mates